TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of
the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its
own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront
property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets wi th your friends on which English neighbour will
move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk
and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the
big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red
potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at
night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
Pass this along to Canadians who need a laugh and foreigners who can
learn something about Canada and then enjoy a good chuckle..
Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
A Hardy Bunch..Eh!! Huh. ??
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Natalie Dunser, B.Ed.; RMT, Reiki Master
'Awakenings' Zenith Learning Centre, Marine Dr. White Rock, BC
PRACTITIONERS:
Natalie Dunser
natalieelijah@shaw.ca
http://www.soulcentered.com
Natalie's extensive experience as a registered massage therapist and special needs teacher has shown her the importance of bringing balance into every aspect of daily living. Using a combination of her intuitive abilities and knowledge of energy, she utilizes her innate healing abilities to assist individuals in being empowered. Her passion is assisting others to find more clarity and to reclaim their wholeness through a Joyful Journey of Love.
Learn more about Natalie's services: +1 604 542 1569
Vibrational Energy Facilitation
Reiki
Soul Activatons
Vibrational Energy Facilitation
Vibrational Energy is a natural form of hands-on healing that works directly with the energy system of the body. Using a light touch, Natalie intuitively places her hands on your body with the intention to align the physical, mental, and spiritual aspects of yourself.
A Vibrational energy treatment allows Natalie to work with you directly, through your chakra system, to bring more harmony and rejuvenation to your body, to accelerate your body’s natural healing ability, and to expand your current awareness.
Reiki
Reiki is a natural, ancient, hands-on healing technique that is both gentle and powerful. Essentially, it is the "laying on of hands" to manipulate the universal life force energy, or "ki," that inhabits and connects us all in order to restore balance to the body and accelerate its natural ability to heal. Reiki, as well as being an amazing healing modality, can also be a graceful path to self-discovery.
Benefits of Reiki include:
# Detoxification and cleansing
# Acceleration of the body's natural healing ability
# Re-balancing of the body's energy
# Calming of the mind and emotions
# Strengthening of the immune system
# Improves the effectiveness of other healing modalities
Soul Activations
Bridging the physical, mental, and emotional bodies with the Soul through the chambers of the heart.
Courtesy of
JohanPublisher@gmail.com
www.whiterockreporter.com
PRACTITIONERS:
Natalie Dunser
natalieelijah@shaw.ca
http://www.soulcentered.com
Natalie's extensive experience as a registered massage therapist and special needs teacher has shown her the importance of bringing balance into every aspect of daily living. Using a combination of her intuitive abilities and knowledge of energy, she utilizes her innate healing abilities to assist individuals in being empowered. Her passion is assisting others to find more clarity and to reclaim their wholeness through a Joyful Journey of Love.
Learn more about Natalie's services: +1 604 542 1569
Vibrational Energy Facilitation
Reiki
Soul Activatons
Vibrational Energy Facilitation
Vibrational Energy is a natural form of hands-on healing that works directly with the energy system of the body. Using a light touch, Natalie intuitively places her hands on your body with the intention to align the physical, mental, and spiritual aspects of yourself.
A Vibrational energy treatment allows Natalie to work with you directly, through your chakra system, to bring more harmony and rejuvenation to your body, to accelerate your body’s natural healing ability, and to expand your current awareness.
Reiki
Reiki is a natural, ancient, hands-on healing technique that is both gentle and powerful. Essentially, it is the "laying on of hands" to manipulate the universal life force energy, or "ki," that inhabits and connects us all in order to restore balance to the body and accelerate its natural ability to heal. Reiki, as well as being an amazing healing modality, can also be a graceful path to self-discovery.
Benefits of Reiki include:
# Detoxification and cleansing
# Acceleration of the body's natural healing ability
# Re-balancing of the body's energy
# Calming of the mind and emotions
# Strengthening of the immune system
# Improves the effectiveness of other healing modalities
Soul Activations
Bridging the physical, mental, and emotional bodies with the Soul through the chambers of the heart.
Courtesy of
JohanPublisher@gmail.com
www.whiterockreporter.com
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Adorable view from here. A misplaced kabooze from bygone times.!
"How lovely, looks like a sauna on the top of a mobile home. Lucky neighbors!"Location: In White Rock, BC at the corner of Prospect Av. and Foster Street
Any comments please email to: JohanPublisher@gmail.com
How lovely, looks like a sauna on the top of a mobile home. Lucky neighbors!
How lovely, looks like a sauna on the top of a mobile home. Lucky neighbors!Situated at the south east corner of Prospect and Foster in White Rock..
Noted by the White Rock Reporter
Charlie's and OB-Bar and Grill in the back.
'Charlie don't Surf' and in the background the 'OB Bar and Grill'
Canada Day 2009
White Rock, BC
Will White Rock Import Sand To Our Beaches?
From daughter to mother. The question is asked:
"Hey, Mom..where are the sandy beaches, 'they are writing about'...?"
Will White Rock import loads of sand to cover up some of the rocks and making west and or east Marine Drive 'kids friendlier'?
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